Tommy, First Choice’s professional slide tester, has sped down his last flume- the company are now opening it out to the general public. A six month contract on a £20,000 per year salary, you could be gadding around their resorts this summer, getting wet.

Aside from being the best job ever, it’s also the best application process- apply and, if you get to the final five, you’ll be taken to a water park in April to complete a series of challenges. What other job measures your employability by how well you can fall into a swimming pool? If only all professions adopted this approach.

On top of re-enacting Total Wipeout, the contract allows the winner (sorry, employee) to travel all over the world- Majorca, Turkey and Egypt to name a few. Oh, and you get a free holiday for two after you’ve finished.

Talk about perks.

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING? APPLY IMMEDIATELY.